He-She: Which shirt ?
Posted On Mar 4, 2006 at by Prakash G.R.Following the story of a saree, here comes the story of a shirt. Again, x% of real mixed with y% of reel ...
A nice, bright, sunny morning. He is getting ready for the office.
He : Sheee. enna pannikittu iruka?
She : kalan kaathala kathatha da. Sudoku fill pannitu iruken
He : mudichitiya?
She : illa. innaiku konjam kastam pa. innoru 10 minutes aagum
He : oh. innaiku 'hard'aa?
She : chee chee. hard ellam easy pa. innaku medium
He : (totally confused. but didn't want to ask any explanation) seri enaku office iku ippave time aachu. pogum pothu petrol veda podadum. enaku dress iron panni vaikariya? naan kulichitu vanthuduren?
She : unaku enkitta ethachum vela vaangalina saapadu erangathe. seri. entha dress iron pannatum?
He : ethachum onnu pannu
She : vendam. apuram kulichitu vanthathum, ethuku itha poi iron panninenu kepa. neeye sollu
He : hmmmmm antha black T-shirt + Lee blue jean
She : ennathu wednesday ellam T-shirt, jean pottutu? olunga decenta kalyanamaana paiyan mathiri oru shirt pant pottu po
He : (its already late and don't want to argue on anything) okie ... appa antha red shirt and black pant?
She : un kitta irukara formal dresslaye athu onnu than urupadiya iruku. atha adutha week Sree reception ikku podanum. vera sollu
He : hmmmm atha black checked shirt?
She : venam, atha intha maasam mattum 3 thadava pottutu poita. unaku vera shirtae illayannu officela kindal panna poranga
He : seri, seri. antha light blue shirt? atha romba naala poda naan
She : athu venam da. athu konjam palasu aana mathiri theriyuthu. atha inime nee office ku podatha pa.
He : aaah. appo antha plain brown shirtu?
She : athuku matcha white pant than nalla irukum, but antha pant alluka iruku. thuvaikanum
He : seri, time aachu ma. nee ethayavathu onnu iron panni vai. naan kulika poren.
[He takes bath and comes out only to see that the red shirt and black pant is ironed]
He : Hey She. ithu Sree reception ikku podanumnu sonniye?
She : illa pa. Sree reception ikku unaku puthusa shirt onnu intha weekend poi vaangikalam. neeyum shirt vaangi romba naal aachu illa?
He : seri
She : appadiye enaku oru Saree eduthidalam pa. nee mattum puthu dress potutu naan palaya dress potta nalla irukathu. enna ok thana? Seri unaku office ikku neram aaguthunnu sonna illa? masa masa innu nikkatha kilambu pa. poo. poo. poooyaaaaa.
He : ......